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aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

virginitity:

vfilthy:

I’M SO HAPPY

was kanye even moving

guy:

dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u

lameboyfriend:

a true shrektastrophe

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk